ATTACk OF THE BUNNY COZIES

Your cell phone will never be

cold again

My versions of the snb nation

monster mobiles.

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(L to R)Joey Ana Areli and Rudy

(Yes they have names)

AND my first attempt at felting.

What do you think?????

Well I think they're adorable

close up:

I cant tell if I'm the Miggie

getting better or

if I should have

quit while I was

ahead

"YOU MIGHT BE A VET TECH IF..."

You look at a cardboard box and recognize its coffin potential.

You go out to a club and when the black light comes on, you check yourself for ringworm.

You can eat lunch while cleaning up a Parvo blowout.

You can keep your milkshake frozen in the freezer around a dead dog’s tail.

After seeing what goes into the washing machine at work, your own laundry doesn’t seem so dirty.

Your work clothes look just like your pajamas.

All of your pets are either 3 legged, lame, or blind in one eye.

You’ve done an anal probe on a bird.

You can detect maggots just by the smell.

To you, pets are more recognizable than their owners.

You find a hair in your food, pull it out, and keep on eating.

You cough up hairballs.

You are the first one in the hospital and don’t notice the smell.

You start to like the smell of anal glands.

You can play connect the dots with all your scars and puncture wounds.

Normal people won’t eat meals with you.

You get the flu and begin to sympathize with the Parvo dog.

Your paycheck barely covers your food bill.

You’ve ever picked up dog poop with your bare hands.

You can put a muzzle on with one hand.

You know the term pink juice doesn’t mean Kool-Aid.

You get a rash from just looking at a Shar-Pei.

You can take a dog’s rectal temperature without looking.

wonder no more

Ever wonder what a doily would look like if it joined the US Army?










I think it would look like DAT

more knitty stuff

I started 2 new projects yesterday and a 3rd one this afternoon.

The first one is samus . Technically I'm just restarting this one. This time I got half way through the border and ran out of yarn! (what do you mean your supposed to get the yarn BEFORE you start a project???) So i ordered more yarn(knitpicks WOTA in hollyberry) and it should be here in 5 days.
So I had to find something to keep me busy until then. I had a bunch of really pretty lace weight yarn. I wanted something REALLY simple. Knit while watching TV simple. cozy is PERFECT. Really really REALLY easy but not boring and pretty. SEE:

The third project.... well, I'm pretty sure its a bad idea . It was one of those I wonder what would happen if.... ideas. I've been looking at lots of lacey things lately--like doilies and tableclothes and curtains. Cause they're pretty. And I've been thinking that I need to make me one of those things. Except I'm not really a lacey doily kind of person. I just think they look pretty. But I dont really need a doily. I DO need a hat--but not a doily. a hat. doily. hat doily HatdOILY....

HOILY

or maybe its a

DAT

A HOILY DAT?

its a work in progress...

I'm using some superwash wool sock yarn that I found in my stash. I bought it over a year ago. I never used it cause I only bought one ball and you cant really make anything with one lonely ball of sock yarn. Except a dat! I'm making the pattern up as I go along. Lottsa fun!!!!

Who wants a dat for christmas????? :-D

M-O-R-E K-I-T-T-E-N-S

Isn't kitten season supposed to be over already?

There's a grand total of 9 kittens.

3 (all black) from 1 litter and 5 (2 white tabbies, 1 black/white and 2 all black) from another litter. They're all really sweet (except for the female white tabby-- total beeeeeotch)

And they'll be up for adoption soon.

Who wants dibs on the white tabby female????

Oh NO! She's got the RED pen

Don't touch me, you dirty HUMAN

I'm too cute to be in jail

a little progress

to frog or not to frog?